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Klaus Hellwig
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By:
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Kupkake
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Mood:
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Other
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Date:
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Aug 27, 2008
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Music:
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Grateful Dead- Uncle John's Band
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Is
Klaus
Hellwig
not
the
coolest
name
you've
ever
heard
in
your
life?
Yeah..
mine
too
:)
Anyway,
where
do
i
begin?
I've
been
seeing
a
doctor
regularly
and
I'm
officially
bipolar,
among
other
things.
I'm
currently
on
Paxil
and
it
has
me
happy.
the
only
bitch
about
it
it
when
I
miss
a
day
or
two,
I
start
going
through
withdrawls.
This
isn't
good
considering
the
girl
that
I
live
with
is
pregnant
and
won't
stay
the
f@ck
off
my
back.
See,
she's
in
love
with
me,
but
I'm
not
in
love
with
her.
She's
30
and
ready
to
settle
down
and
I'm
22
and
just
want
a
casual
relationship.
I
don't
even
want
to
see
her
every
day
and
she
guilts
me
about
not
thinking
about
her
all
the
goddamned
time.
Now,
there's
a
good
chance
that
she
won't
be
able
to
have
the
child.
She
has
these
complications
that
pretty
much
make
her
miscarry
anytime
she
gets
pregnant.
However,
she's
getting
all
excited
and
getting
her
hopes
up
and
telling
people,
even
though
I
had
asked
her
not
to
as
I
do
not
want
to
see
her
set
herself
up
for
failure.
This
girl
drives
me
up
the
f@cking
wall!
She
sleeps
with
a
stuffed
dog,
can't
live
without
her
cartoons,
won't
get
a
job
that
requires
her
to
take
out
her
piercings,
and
sleeps
when
she's
not
at
work.
In
other
words,
she
wakes
up
an
hour
and
a
half
before
she's
due
into
work,
and
then
goes
straight
to
bed
when
she
gets
off
of
work.
Her
diet
consists
of
soda,
sugary
juices,
fast
food
and
little
debbie
cakes.
She
then
proceeds
to
wonder
why
she
is
so
out
of
shape,
constantly
fatigued,
has
frequent
UTIs,
etc.
No
matter
how
much
I
tell
her,
she
doesn't
listen.
After
all,
I'm
just
a
dumb,
immature
little
22
year
old.
She's
30
and
so
much
smarter
than
I
am,
then
how
come
I'm
having
to
f@cking
carry
her
ass
all
the
time?
It's
driving
me
f@cking
insane.
Even
my
doctor
told
me
that
her
leaving
would
alleviate
most
of
my
stress.
Anyway,
what
else
is
new?
I
have
less
hours
at
work,
which
is
both
good
and
bad.
My
paycheck
isn't
nearly
as
nice
as
it
was,
but
at
least
I'm
not
trapped
here
all
the
time.
I'm
gonna
bitch
for
a
second.
When
did
smoking
become
something
treated
as
a
disease?
The
same
ex-gf
I
was
bitching
about
before
really
hurts
my
head
with
this
one:
She
didn't
start
smoking
until
she
was
19
years
old.
She's
30
now
and
is
convinced
that
she
cannot
live
without
them.
She's
even
told
me
that
if
she
had
a
choice
to
live
without
cigarettes
or
food,
she'd
go
without
food.
How
many
times
do
I
get
stuck
doing
someone
elses
job
at
work
because
they
"need
a
smoke"?
NEED?
I'm
sorry
(not
really),
but
if
you
didn't
need
it
the
first
19
years
of
your
life,
there
is
no
good
reason
that
you
need
it
now.
First
of
all,
she
can't
afford
it.
She
HAS
TO
HAVE
the
expensive
brands,
and
if
she
has
a
bad
week
at
work,
she
just
goes
without
gas
and
food,
all
so
she
can
have
her
precious
f@cking
cancer.
If
I'm
offending
anybody,
I'm
sorry.
I
really
am.
But
to
put
your
life
and
financial
stability
in
jeopardy
for
a
pointless
addiction
is
just
pathetic.
It's
no
better
than
someone
who
"needs"
meth,
or
"needs"
crack.
No
different
at
all.
Anyway,
I'm
done
for
now.
Take
care,
all.
-Skot
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