Depression

It seems like everyone is so proud they have depression. I don't understand it. The more different things they have, the 'happier' they pretend they are. I'm really puzzled. Will someone help me out??? What am I missing??? Anyone can join this group after they are cured of depression. Depression parties can be held when there are five or more adults, wanting to be cured. These parties can be held anywhere in U.S. forty eight states. Dates and time must be ok'd by group creator in advance.